Monday, December 19, 2005

Doctor Who's classified ad (+more)

Wanted, one assistant. Must be prepared to have faceless pervs hold you captive and go on about your "perfect", "flawless skin". Must be willing to be referred to as "a pretty one". Must wear bad '80s bodysuits.

Posted 7pm, December 2, 2005.

Must have a good proportion of meat to the bone. A plucky creature who knows how to take care of herself.

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1 comment:

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Syme said...

Peri..*sigh*...the show didn't need clevage...it needed a decent actor to play the doctor, some good stories are about to be mangled.
Wake me when Sylvester McCoy starts*
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*...but there is "the Two Doctors" that's a fun episode - because it messes up continuity so badly.
...and we have the episode with Alexei Sayle in it soon.